| Peripheral Vision | |
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| I should find some excuse to get out of having to write a description for these pictures if I don't have anything clever or interesting to say. | |||
| You Disgust Me! Bee Gone! | |
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| I have a bit of a condescending expression in this one. I don't like it too much. I think I'm condescending my own condescending expression. That's complicated. | |||
| Sound the Alarms | |
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| See, a gelatinous space alien actually appeared on my hand that was holding the camera at this very instant. But of course, it didn't get in the view of the lens, so you can't tell. That's why I'm just secretly informing you instead. | |||
| Blocking Lego Iago | |
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| I seem rather rectangular in this one... | |||
| Buzzy and Fuzzy | |
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| I guess I'm really trying to keep with the theme of the bee on my shirt (it's actually Philippe, by the way; he's a very special boy). | |||
| Bug-Eyed Maniac | |
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| Let's all sing that song: "I'm a maaaniac, maaaniac..." | |||
| Past Reflections | |
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| Angsty title. | |||
| Aye, Captain! | |
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| Luckily, my camera did have the power! | |||
| Lower Shot | |
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| This is essentially the same shot. My expression has changed mildly, and the camera was moved to a lower angle. But that's all that changed, really. | |||
| Honeyଥ Whereଥ | |
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| As you can see, I'm as excited as Philippe! | |||
| Bees and the Bird's-Eye View | |
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| It wasn't a true bird's-eye view, but this shot was the closest to it I've ever bothered to take with my camera (of myself, anyway). | |||
| Drunk? Stoned? | |
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| My I.Q. definitely dropped about fifty points in this picture. | |||
| Flashed | |
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| Um, this is why my pictures are often blurry. Taking flash photos in the mirror does this. | |||
| Askew | |
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| So, yeah, I decided to take pictures of myself wearing my pi shirt. It has several hundred digits of pi in the shape of pi. Yeah, Think Geek! | |||
| Creepy | |
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| Am I creepy? Really? Damn. | |||
| Mischevous | |
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| The word is "mischevous," not "mischevious." | |||
| Rotational Velocity | |
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| I blame the blurriness of rotational velocity, even though I'm not spinning. Why? I wanted to cleverly tie in some title to my shirt. | |||
| Stop Poking Me! | |
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| You god-damn camera, if you don't stop poking me in the face, I'll, um, do something. I don't want to destroy you, 'cause you were expensive. I need suggestions for how to punish a naughty digital camera. | |||
| Caught | |
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| You caught me. I lose. You win. | |||
| Spot | |
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| I tried to photoshop the spot off of my shirt in this photograph, but I completely failed. I didn't realize I had the spot when I took this photo session, but I'm pretty sure (i.e., hoping) that it's just water. | |||
| Well, I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle | |
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| If you'll only be an elephant's aunt! | |||
| Flexible | |
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| I can stretch my foot to my head, but it's difficult to keep it there long enough for the camera to take a picture of it. | |||