| Aaron Carter Chokes the Chicken | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| He does! Really! Just look! (This picture was made using a picture of the great porn star "Chance," that fruity elephant, some random person on IRC, a chicken head nugget, and, of course, Aaron Carter.) | |||
| Animal House | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| I'm not going to rationalize this. Nor am I going to list the elements used. But, for the record, the girl in the front is supposed to be Penelope, from The Odyssey. | |||
| Bathing Paris | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| This was a photoshop for a Fark.com contest to edit a photo of two monkeys taking a bath together. I got 8 votes for this entry. I'm pretty proud of it. | |||
| Beachbox | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| My pornographer-friend was complaining about a competitor's site which featured a badly-compiled shot in its front page: the scene definitely came from separate photographs; in fact, some of the body parts may have even come from separate models. Why? Well, why not?, I proposed. I suggested not even trying to make it convinceable, but my friend kept saying, "Oh, this site's already done that." I was having difficulty explaining my point, so I decided to illutstrate it. I grabbed some photos off of his own site, Boi Box, and I whipped up this amusing doctored photo. I needed a fun background, so I grabbed a beach photo I had taken when I, shortly before, had just been visiting Cape Cod for spring break. | |||
| Ben & Jerry's Nice Cream | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| In honor of Ben & Jerry's Free Scoop Day, I photoshopped a new flavor of ice cream. This is far better for cheering up than "Cherry Garcia" is. | |||
| Boldomokun | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| Every time you masturbate, God decapitates an alcoholic and leaves the head on a phallic cactus for a Domo-kun to eat. Rawr. | |||
| Casey and Her Selves at Lunch | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| This one of many repeated-head-themed pictures. It's also the first of several repeated-Casey-head-themed pictures. I used to have a crush on the guy in the front. But he didn't have Casey's head back then. | |||
| Cheester in the House of Mirrors | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| This was just a random placeholder for before I got the Orphanage up and running, but he deserves some place in it, right? This was a cosplayer at some anime convention I went to--then I got a hold of it in a photo-editing program. The poor Cheester! | |||
| Dancing Queens | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| The second Casey-themed pictures. She's always been a fan of New Orleans, but I had no idea she got so wild at Mardi Gras! | |||
| Conservatives Suck (NSFW) | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| Mission: Photoshop a boy (with stereotypically gay hair) at a gun convention wearing a T-shirt that reads, "CHRISTIAN AMERICAN HETEROSEXUAL PRO-GUN CONSERVATIVE Any Questions?" My first question was about his hair. I then quickly forgot about the hair and "caught" him in a compromising situation. | |||
| An Elephant Joins Us for Lunch | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| Not even Casey and her selves are safe from the fruity elephant--it just hates eating alone! | |||
| Em-Ray Vision | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| Emily is not a very photogenic female. We can't figure out why. She looks fine in peron, but it's as if her subconscious senses that a picture is going to be taken and makes her contort all possible subtle features. So I'll claim that the only way to get a good pictures was by photographing the em-ray range of the spectrum. | |||
| The Eyes of an Angry God | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| Jess, who, according to another photoshop, God is, meets the Blue Ranger from Power Rangers: Turbo. Could God (Jess) be any angrier? I don't think so! Even the mentally-handicapped boys screams in disgust! | |||
| The Friskiest Memory Ever | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| Casey and I star in a Bel Ami video. It wasn't a big seller, however. | |||
| Gabaclone | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| That... damn... cat. This is my latest photoshop. My photoshops are never meant to be convincing--they're just weird. This one combines my friend Gabby, Ellie the pink elephant, and some weird cat with red curls. That cat is funny and scary at the same time. | |||
| God Is Jess | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| This is my retort to the barrage of "Love is ____" graphics infecting LiveJournal. God also appears in "The Eyes of an Angry God." | |||
| Immunity Collage | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| I was in a Survivor game on LiveJournal, and one of the challenges was to assemble a "photo portfolio" of the following: myself, my hometown, my colege, my favorite TV show, my favorite food, my favorite kitchen appliance, my favorite movie, a sunset, a famous non-US monument, and a famous US monument. However, I misread "monument" as "moment." Can you find all ten things? | |||
| I'm a Model. What Does That Mean? | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| They call me mellow yellow. So I stretched out this hot Abercrombie model. Does his hand look fat in this? | |||
| Large Canoe, Subtle Edit | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| I did this one for a recent Fark photoshop contest. The original proportion between the canoe and the submarine was about 1:10. I just gave the canoe a little more of an advantage. | |||
| Lucy's Coming! | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| My friend's away message read, "Lucy is coming! Lucy is coming! Wait... Lucy's coming?" and, well, this was my first thought. | |||
| Meow Town | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| The newest boyband in town has a rather strange fanbase. | |||
| Oh, Dear | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| Genetic splicing of Street Fighter characters and gay teenagers resulted in this... Stop genetic research before it's too late! | |||
| Pasta Previato | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| In in attempt to think of the phrase "pasta primavera," I accidentally said "pasta previato." However, Previato is a math professor at Boston Unviersity. So I had this image in my head for a while, but I finally got around to constructing it. I had to drop Intro to Anal II and register for Previato's class to get her picture via the school's website. I then switched back after obtaining her face. I then found spaghetti and meatballs and applied her picture. | |||
| Remember the Children | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| I fully endorse cloning... of myself. | |||
| They Fly! | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| The fruity elephant and its genetic copies fly around the DFW Hyatt ballroom! | |||
| They Fly More! | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| The fruity elephant and its genetic copies fly around the DFW Hyatt ballroom! And so does Ellie, the pink, cute, magical, high-speed Elephant! Flying fun for all! | |||
| Two Big Heads | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| I certainly don't have a big head about it; do you? Carrie and Stan contemplate the sudden enlarging of thir craniums. | |||
| Voyeurism Suits a Floating Head Well | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| The porn model "Andrew" never knew my decapitated form was watching him. He was too busy strutting his stuff for the elephant. | |||
| The War in Vegas | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| This was a photshop entry contest where one had to photoshop some guy hanging out with Elvis. I attempted a crossover with current events. | |||
| When Mikes Attack | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| When Mikes attack, you'd better run. This is probably my least favorite of the repeated-head series. I like it, but I just didn't crack up while making it as I had done with the others. | |||
| Workin' Hard | |
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| Photoshop | |||
| This model-with-a-big-head is one of my photoshops I least like... but it deserves to be on here anyway. | |||