| Apparelently Crazy | Directory | I have a guide for positioning my pants. I have names for every pair of underwear I own. I have an algorithm for ordering my shirts. I'm apparelently crazy. |
| ABCs of Illicit and Abused Substances | List | This started off as a random thought, then I had five people at one point thinking with me to find a "drug" for every letter of the alphabet. If you have any great suggestions, send them my way! |
| Books I've Read | List | You remember when you kept a list of the books you read in elementary school? You remember that pride at reaching 25, 50, then 100? You remember the free pizzas at pizza Hut? Well, beginning in 2003, I've been keeping track of all books I've read voluntarily--i.e., ones not read for class. I don't get free pizza, but I get a little pride boost out of it. |
| Books to Read | List | I have a shelf of books to read. When I finally finish the book I'm reading, I sometimes have trouble deciding what to read next. I simply dont have enough time to read everything I'd like to. I plan on reorganizing this list of books on my "to-read" shelf in order of next-to-read. Those books not in queue to be read next are alphabetically listed. The book I am currently reading is in bold. |
| Definition of Sex | Chart | There are so many different definitions of both sex and virginity out there. This is my clear-cut definition of sex. Virginity is simply the state of not having sex by this definition. |
| Instant Messaging Tips | List | Here are a few not-so-obvious-for-some tips for IM netiquette that will help your IM conversations go more smoothly. |
| Song of the Day Playlists | Directory | In my ever-present instant messenger away message, I often post an mp3 Song of the Day for my friends to hear (which counts as fair use). These are the collections of songs I've posted over the years. |
| Story Go Round | Directory | One person writes a short narration segment, the beginning of the story, and hands it off to the next person. Ey then continues it, sending the third person only what ey emself wrote. This continues for a set number of turns until the story is completed. |
| Tough Words to Shit | List | I set out with a stack of Post-It Notes. I just needed a mission. I wanted something abstract and humorous. Finally, it hit me: words that would be painful and/or unpleasant to shit out. Several of my housemates contributed to the collage of shit-unfriendly words (and, eventually, phrases) on my wall. So read this compilation. You know you give a crap about it. |
| The Squash | Story | In an AIM conversation, someone told me to tell em a story. So I did. It's not great. But it is mildly amusing and, I believe, worth the one minute it will take you to read it. |