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Pants
List
So I'm a little obsessive-compulsive. I have these four-hooked pant hangers for my closet, and I've gradually developed a position for each pair of pants (which is roughly based on the same chromatic ordering I use for my shirts). However, each time I do laundry, I have a difficult time remembering where each pair belongs. The only thing worse than an obsessive-compulsive mandate is a poor memory to accompany it. Now you know the motivation for me to write up this list. As for my motivation to publish it on the web, I gave myself the rationale "Why not?"
Underwear Names
List
After I told Luna Wisker that I had gotten my nipples pierced, he exclaimed, "Why in the name of underwear did you do that?!?" That got me thinking. At first it sounded absurd, but then I decided to start naming my underwear. This is a fairly comprehensive list of all still-functioning underwear in my wardrobe.

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