The Orphanage ⊃ Read ⊃ Apparelently Crazy ⊃ Pants

So I'm a little obsessive-compulsive. I have these four-hooked pant hangers for my closet, and I've gradually developed a position for each pair of pants (which is roughly based on the same chromatic ordering I use for my shirts). However, each time I do laundry, I have a difficult time remembering where each pair belongs. The only thing worse than an obsessive-compulsive mandate is a poor memory to accompany it. Now you know the motivation for me to write up this list. As for my motivation to publish it on the web, I gave myself the rationale "Why not?"

1st, left	2nd, right	3rd, left	4th, right
Express: Off-White Dress Slacks 32x32	YMLA: Silver Vinyl 32	[empty]	[empty]
Gap: Khaki Carpenter Courds 33x30	American Eagle: Gold Boot Cut Courds 32x32	Gap: Khaki Cardo Courds 34x30	American Eagle: Cayenne Boot Cut Courds 32x32
Express: Gold Casual Pants 34x32	Express: Olive Casual Pants 32x32	Express: Brown Casual Pants 32x32	Express: Brown Casual Pants 32x32
Express Olive Zippered Cargo 32x32	Epidemic Chocolate Boot Cut 32x32	Breakdown: Nickel White-Stripe Baggy M	Kikwear: Blue Krpt/o, Orange Trim M
Jnco: Blue Pipes 34x32	Jnco: Blue Radios 33x30	Jnco: Blue Crowns 34x28	Bullhead: Ragged Blue Relaxed 34x30
Express: Blue Wide Leg 32x32	Express: Dark Blue Carpenter 32x32	Express: Blue WIde Leg 32x32	Express: Light Blue Carpenter 32x32
Express: Blue Relaxed 32x32	Express: Dark Blue Boot Cut 32x32	Express: Midnight Button-fly Boot Cut 32x32	AeropostalŽ: Dark Blue Gold-Trim Relaxed 30x32
Jnco: Black Pipes 34x32	Jnco: Black Radios 33x32	Jnco: Graphite White-Stripes 34x32	H&M: Black Corduroy 32
Express: Faded Black Low-Rise Boot Cut 32x32	Express: Charcoal Boot Cut 32x32	Express: Black Track Pants Medium	Express: Charcoal Boot Cut 32x32